AN ACCURATE HOROSCOPE!!!!!
AQUARIUS – Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term
relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in
whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when
they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their
family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a
story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will
knock your lights out.
PISCES – The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized.
High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard
to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times
and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and
sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and
get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good
sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to
be.
ARIES – The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser.
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an
Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always
has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and
hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.
TAURUS – The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight
for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention.
Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good
personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they
want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be
lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on
earth!
GEMINI – The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people.
Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any
crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get
offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can
be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always
happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a
beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
CANCER – The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very
romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative
person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex
and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is
usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and
into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a
passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good
if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!
LEO – The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when
unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s
problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to
have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable.
Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
VIRGO – The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last
word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted.
Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the
last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do.
Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something
untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and
never forget. The one and only.
LIBRA – The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet.
Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the
kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause
as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a
grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at
sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic.
SCORPIO – The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost
anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser.
Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel
of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very
protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is
disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic.
SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long
relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience
easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended
easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not
show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it.
VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be
childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to
everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own
unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the
kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.
CAPRICORN – The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to
some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they
like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet.
Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what
he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially
Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke.
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