Home

Schedules

Photographs

About Us

Album Links

Statistics

Weather Forecasts

Training

Information

Minibus

Climbing

Camping

Interesting Links

News

 

 

 

Supported by:

 

OutDoorAdv.jpg (1023163 bytes) 

 

 

Blairgowrie and District Next Steps

Home

Previous Page    Next Page

Press conference (you tube video)

 

 

 

 

 

Conference (video)

 

 

 

 

  Slainte!

 

 

Are my testicles black?

 

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

 

Vote (video)

Michael Jackson (video)

Shadows (video)

Instructions (video)

The Queen (video)

Previous Page    Next Page

Home    Top of page

 

 

All photographs on this web site belong to NSC Outdoor Adventures unless stated otherwise.  They may not be distributed or reproduced by any means, or in any form, without prior written permission.

 

This site has been designed by NSC Design Ltd.